Do you ever think about what it must be like to be a striker playing against the Foxes after Neil’s first year at PSU? Like the twins are both on and you’re up against this pint-sized defender and his double and one’s shattered a man’s arm with a racquet just like the one he’s wielding on camera and in front of thousands of people and the other smashed a man’s skull in with another racquet and fully admits to it and not regretting it. And then the next smallest one on the team turned out to secretly be the son of a serial killer/sadist. Like you just wanted to play ripoff lacrosse and get your schooling paid for and now murder lacrosse is feeling like a pretty appropriate name for the sport. Like the Foxes must be the most intimidating team around at that point for reasons beyond just they won first place last year.
obviously at the beginning of tfc neil has no idea what a wild fucking ride he’s in for and as the series continues he kinda just keeps making plans up as he goes but one of my favourite lines in tfc is “starting a fight was too out of character for who he portrayed “neil” to be, though.” because it’s so hilariously wrong like, neil, honey, did you honestly think you were gonna keep that up for five years? because this bitch loses his chill like a chapter later and he never finds it back lmao
fbi agent au where andrew is the agent assigned to neil and he has to just Sit There and watch this unusually scarred college kid struggle on his calculus hw through his laptop camera or watch him watch exy games for hours on end
neil, googling: do ravens really fly/walk in v patterns or should the edgar allan ravens be renamed to edgar allan geese
im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something
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I’m glad people can re discover this
the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’
